Please tell me how I am going to go to hell because I am an atheist! This will give me the opportunity to tell you that one of the things that makes me an atheist is the fact that I don’t believe in God, or that Jesus was his son born immaculately to Mary. I also don’t believe in Heaven or Hell; although Dante’s Inferno was an incredible book and if there was a Hell I can’t think of a better person to guide me through it than Virgil. You telling me that I am going to Hell is going to make me laugh at you, not change my mind. I try very hard to extend my courtesy to people’s belief in God, so please show me the same by not giving me crap for my disbelief.
I going through this GRE study guide and I am realizing that I am fucked. This math is going to be the death of me. Can’t I just move to California and become a writer and not finish college? That would be ideal.
We named our children after towns that we’ve never been to. And it’s true that the clouds just hung around like black Cadillacs outside a funeral. And we were laughing at the stars While our feet clung tight to the ground. So pleased with ourselves For using so many verbs and nouns.