that awkward moment when you offer to give a guy a ride back to his car and everyone else looks at you with the “get it girl” eyes. liking someone doesn’t mean that i have an ulterior motive, i was just being nice. i blame the nook guy.
It’s moving day! It’s raining! fuck! on the plus side I will be sleeping in my own bed tonight :)
I asked the produce guy at publix
luckychrysler: muhree: for some help with putting my lettuce in a bag because my hands were full and he intensely eye fucked me the whole time and told me to have a good day. His co-worker stood by and watched. I felt awkward. We now have the set-up for dream sequence for Brits & Grits. You see him, go to bed, dream a beautiful ‘salad tossing’ dream, wake up with lettuce in your bed....
Sometimes people don’t want to hear the truth because they don’t want their...– Friedrich Nietzsche
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to...– Charles Bukowski
I really don’t know what ‘I love you’ means. I think it means ‘Don’t leave me...– Neil Gaiman
This sounds rude but ....
I love to hear couples breaking up in the parking lot of my complex while I am doing homework. It makes me feel good about being single.