April 2012
43 posts
ugh.
that awkward moment when you offer to give a guy a ride back to his car and everyone else looks at you with the “get it girl” eyes. liking someone doesn’t mean that i have an ulterior motive, i was just being nice. i blame the nook guy.
perfect.
It’s moving day! It’s raining! fuck!
on the plus side I will be sleeping in my own bed tonight :)
I asked the produce guy at publix
luckychrysler:
muhree:
for some help with putting my lettuce in a bag because my hands were full and he intensely eye fucked me the whole time and told me to have a good day.
His co-worker stood by and watched.
I felt awkward.
We now have the set-up for dream sequence for Brits & Grits. You see him, go to bed, dream a beautiful ‘salad tossing’ dream, wake up with lettuce in your bed....
“Sometimes people don’t want to hear the truth because they don’t want their...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to...”
– Charles Bukowski
“I really don’t know what ‘I love you’ means. I think it means ‘Don’t leave me...”
– Neil Gaiman
This sounds rude but ....
I love to hear couples breaking up in the parking lot of my complex while I am doing homework. It makes me feel good about being single.
